I think I handled a potentially humiliating situation well enough, but maybe I should have offered them beers and blowjobs instead. They start leaving, with the boy who asked me (plus another one) lingering last, being kind of apologetic, then saying goodbye with a kind of bro-version of 'Take care'. One of them confirms they're not serious, while another says 'HE's being serious' (a way of calling the other boy gay).

I think my sober and straightforward reaction (furious blushing aside) throws them off a bit. Smiling, I ask him 'What makes you think this?' Then I look from one to the other and say 'I do find you attractive, but I believe the offer isn't quite serious'. I'm deeply embarrassed, and feel a little intimidated, but also - even though I'm being mocked - quite turned on. It was like they had looked right into my head and seen my dirty thoughts. Meanwhile the other 4 boys have walked up to me as well, grinning. I immediately blush furiously, like a character in a manga. Then he says, in a very polite tone, 'Are you interested in a gang-bang?' He enunciates the last word very clearly, dwelling on it. I look up, and it's one of the boys - one of the white ones, with a 90s style center parting. Suddenly someone comes up to me and says 'Excuse me'. I had by now relocated to a different corner of the square, maybe 30 meters away (where I had a nice view of the city hall and the church). I thought it was probably just a coincidence, but didn't pay them any more attention.Īt least 10 minutes passed.

But I noticed one of them looking in my direction and grinning. I found them quite attractive, so I looked over to them a few times, just brief glances, nothing excessive. I was sitting at the Marienplatz in Munich, and a little way off, at the other side of the subway entrance, were 5 boys in their later teens, I would guess 16-18.

Madden 17 trash talker